play by play from tonight's episode of BL

i doubt you will make it through all of this, but nevertheless:

biggest losers: ron and mike...

"i am probably the most straight upstanding guy,
but i will probably lie to you this whole game."
-Ron

ron, we hate you.
and yes, kristin, he is the most manipulative player we've ever seen....
and yes, my cousin Bryce is correct: that makes for intense television. i still hate him.

temptation:
whatever they open they have to eat and if they find it (the golden ticket),
they get the one and only vote for the week!

good. hope they get rid of ron. i am sick of hearing him speak.
WHAT?! Ron keeps getting gum and money?!!! i am ready to rip his head off!!!

--i am in love with my blue boys, and tara is at 4000 calories.
she could have just eaten a small child...

--trainers whip their trash for eating so much crap.

challenge:
--they are going to make these kids climb the rose bowl stadium?!!!
YES, ron is out for sure!

round two of challenge:
sione vs. tara?
always sione.

"and then i realized, i'm a deep-fried chicken wrapped in a burrito of love!"
-jake, mocking the self-absorbed tara

"he's the one who's controlling this damn game!"
-sione about ron

deciding who should go:
"we had your back, and you didn't have ours, and we hate your mom, and you stole my lunch.... and you can't be my friend anymore!"
grow up, dramafaces.

bob makes some shameless, truman show plug for popcorn...

last chance workout:
"no, jill, i'm not a quitter, i don't ever stop, don't you get that?"
no, tara, you are the best...

--sione loses 5 pounds in pure sweat...

weigh in:
damn. ron is at the top already.
tara lost 3 pounds.

...still mad about ron...

ooh... we could still get rid of mike, that might be good enough for me...

laura has to choose between between sending helen or sione home
"i wish it was ron..."
-laura's inner monologue...

filipe and sione do the haka....
pretty much the coolest thing we've seen in weeks.

Sione--gone.
i hate this show.

sione looks amazing. lost 137 pounds.



"i'll be honest, i wanna see him with his shirt off!"
-Chris, my man.

still gunnin for filipe.

in fact, for those who are really into the stories and the gossip and all that jazz...

when we listened to filipe talk about his blow up with the lesbian (jillian), he told us about the real story of why he blew up at her.

jillian made her team drink coffee before they worked out. she demanded it. filipe, of course, said no. "i am god, while you are here," she said...

he poured it out in front of her and replied, "this is what i think of your religion!" so of course she wouldn't work him out, and of course they edited anything that made jillian look bad...

she apparently apologized later that week saying that she was sorry she made him question his character....


oh, and i met dane last night too... its amazing how starstruck i get to meet biggest losers. i would rather meet one of them than any movie star!