Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

answer:


thanks for playing- you were oh so close....

all four of these words were part of a little contest:

4 female artists sat arguing over who was the best female artist,
and just before it got out of hand,
they thought of this idea...

they each drew a word out of a hat
and each artist had to write (or get their writers to write)
a song.


the rules:
  • it must be repetitive to near bloody q-tip level,
  • must use the word 90% of the song,
  • the song must convey an obscure message that only the artist can understand...

...and then we will see who really is the best female artist...



so far, this techno one-word song phenomenon still belongs to lady gaga,
the unfortunately named, lyrically challenged one.

if you'll notice, big green tractor is not too far behind though...
must be catching on...

where in the hockey sticks is music going these days!!



Monday, June 8, 2009

Time Out...

this is why i don't like listening to the radio.
well, today i tried again...


this is the song that happened.
i will notate my thoughts:


Poker Face
by
Lady GaGa
hold it there.
who calls themselves "gaga"?
and "Lady Gaga" as if she is the honorable Gaga....?


Songwriters: Germanotta, Stefani; Khayat, Nadir
(note the plural. it took four 1-namers to come up with this crap)


I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin'
with my muffin (your muffin?)
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
with my love-glue-gunning (what?)
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
(what just happened here?
maybe i don't need to know...)


Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
really? that. just. happened.
someone wrote a song called, "poker face"
future offspring, hold on tight.

i know i know.
i've been mia for a while.
i promise i have some pictures and updates
coming tomorrow.
we are getting internet soon though
and then i will be back in biz.


[HAPPY MONDAY]