i got this from my mom last night... and it was exactly what i needed, slash it also feeds into a hint of marital fear... oh well.
Dear Tech support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flowerand jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirableprograms such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes thesystem. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try todownload Tears 6.2and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application worksas designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 and Flowers35.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 todefault to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note thatBeer 6.1 is a very bad program that will downloadthe Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in thebackground that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)Also do not attempt toreinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These areunsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memoryand cannot learn newapplications quickly. You might consider buyingadditional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck,Tech Support